Ho Ho Ho

Happy Christmas folks. I would say Merry, but it depends on your view on alcohol. I'd rather have someone say "Have A Sloshed Christmas!" but that would sound very bizarre, and make me sound like an alcoholic - which I'm most definately not, considering I don't drink all that often, though when I do go out, I can drink a bathful. Sod the bucket!

So, it's 1.06am, and a miracle is occurring. There's a birth! In the cowshed! Could this be the moment we've all been waiting for? It may well be. Christ will be born again soon, but his mother is a horny cow - and no, I'm being serious here. She's a limousin cross, and the father's in the field. She's about 8 years old. If you've not caught on to what I'm describing, I'll make it easy. She's a cow. You never know, the Spirit thing could manifest itself in this beast, and we might have to bow down to the calf. Ach, long shot, but you never know! I did read something about worshipping a bull, away back in Secondary School in RE. Or I may be imagining things...

So, what presents did you all get?

I'm starting to think that no one actually reads this, so if you do, let me know. Like, leave a comment or something! I'm not that scary, surely...am I?

Hmm. Well, enough blabbering. My tattoo design is now on my mate's arm. It looks stunning. Proud, much? Oh yess.

Good night folkies. Hear from you soon.

Dx