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Yes, I'm afraid you read that right. But. Do not worry, people. I'll still be using this one for all my memories, thoughts and other random stuff. Like this:

I went to a cookery demonstration last night. Well, that's what it was called but it was anything BUT a cookery demonstration. Firstly, they had a group of kids who were going to sing songs, without a piano, and without starting notes. Brave. Then they proceeded to perform the most random songs, finishing off with "Don't Stop Believin'" by Glee Journey. I'm sorry for all you "Gleeks" out there, but I REALLY can't stand the people or the sounds they pump out of their arses. They really annoy me, they ruin perfectly good songs, and they think they're the coolest people in the world. I think I'm actually going to have to make a post detailing the people I dislike/hate/want to kill if I could get away with it. I'm pretty sure Glee and Justin Bieber would have a pretty hefty fight trying to fight for the top spot on my list. Honestly, I really don't want to hear of Glee ever again in my life. But anyway. I digress.

These kids sang Glee, and I knew my evening was ruined. It only got worse. This "cookery" demonstration was nothing more than posh English idiots* throwing the most random things in a bowl, trying to look like they're trying to be serious but really trying to make the audience - more posh English idiots - laugh. They succeeded, which was no surprise. I was offended by how stupid they were being and it the evening was so far from what I expected that it would be easier for me to walk to Australia. And I can't walk on water. I'm not that good.

*The people who move to "Bonnie Scotland" for the scenery, to live in a little country village, run their 4x4's as if they were lorries and think they're better than REAL Scots. Can you tell I'm not a fan of the English? Sorry, that doesn't sound like I wanted it to. I like SOME of the English, because some are quite nice and really down to earth. But the ones who act as though I'm just a sore on their arse don't deserve any respect. I've done nothing wrong, I don't give you any hassle because of your stupid accent. You don't change the way you speak when you come up here, but you expect us to do that when we come down to your country.


Ohhh dear. Maybe I should just stop there? Yes, perhaps it's better. England, I'm sorry, but you just have to accept that we're just as good as you lot.